I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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