I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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