Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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