ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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