Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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