Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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