Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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