I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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