i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i love accidental penises.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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