How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.