: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
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um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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