After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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