Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
this beer tastes like vomit already
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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