I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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