i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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