He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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