Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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