My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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