..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he thought i was a dude.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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