we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
