when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
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I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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