When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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