i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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