Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You can't just leave with hair like that
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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