I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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