How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Randomize
