But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
