I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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