I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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