This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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