didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
ok i will unlock the door
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.