I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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