how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You ate ashes out of my bong