Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i only shaved half my leg
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
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I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.