ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
So is that a yes?