I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk