My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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