Someone shit on the floor
i just google imaged poop.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Do vagina's smell?
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water