i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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