im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i think i have herpe
just one?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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