Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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