That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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