But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
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Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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