He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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