Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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