So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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