that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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