i just google imaged poop.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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