i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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