but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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