so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no