how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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