At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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