i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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