I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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