She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Randomize
