Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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