I wish I could teleport
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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