Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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