Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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