I want to stick my p in your. b.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She bit a glass in half.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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