i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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